If the signs were mythological creatures:

  • Aries: Werewolf
  • Taurus: Hell hound
  • Gemini: Doppelgänger
  • Cancer: Banshee
  • Leo: Fairy
  • Virgo: Angel
  • Libra: Nymph
  • Scorpio: Siren
  • Sagittarius: Ghost
  • Capricorn: Mermaid
  • Aquarius: Vampire
  • Pisces: Shapeshifter

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Final Fantasy Classes questions: GO!

  • 1. Warrior - What is something you will fight for?
  • 2. Monk - Are you a pacifist?
  • 3. Samurai - Have you ever upset someone who depended on you?
  • 4. Dragoon - When have you felt the most pressure on your shoulders?
  • 5. Thief - Ever stolen anything?
  • 6. Ninja - Are you good at disappearing or hiding?
  • 7. Dark Knight - What do you believe in that most people don't find honorable?
  • 8. Paladin - What is something you will die for?
  • 9. Hunter - Do you have great eyesight?
  • 10. Viking - How do you feel about the ocean?
  • 11. Berserker - Have you ever gone on a rampage that dealt a lot of damage?
  • 12. Mystic Knight - What do you believe in that most people don't?
  • 13 Onion Knight - One of your weirdest traits?
  • 14. Machinist - Are you good with technology?
  • 15. Freelancer - Do you think rules are important?
  • 16. Gunner - Have you ever shot a gun? What kind?
  • 17. Black Mage - If you could have any destructive power, what would it be?
  • 18.White Mage - If you could have any restorative power, what would it be?
  • 19. Devout - Are you a spiritual person?
  • 20. Summoner - If you were to have a familiar, or spirit animal, what would it be like?
  • 21. Time Mage - Would you go back in time to change something you regret?
  • 22. Scholar - Do you like school?
  • 22. Green Mage - Choose one illness in the world to cure.
  • 23. Sage - Do you believe in Karma?
  • 24. Alchemist - How do you feel about technological and scientific advances as of lately?
  • 25. Red Mage - Are you a jack of all trades, or more of a specialist in one thing?
  • 26. Blue Mage - How do you feel about copycats?
  • 27. Geomancer - Is the environments wellbeing important to you?
  • 28. Bard - Do you like singing? Are you good at singing?
  • 29. Beastmaster - Do you love animals? Post pictures of your favorite animal!
  • 30. Dancer - Can you dance?
  • 31. Gambler - Have you been feeling lucky lately?
  • 32. Mime - Have you ever lost your voice? How was it?
  • 33. Puppet Master - What's something you want to have control of in your life?
  • 34. Memorist - What's your fondest memory? And what's your earliest memory?
  • 35. Commando - Do you think you're more of a leading role in your relationships?
  • 36. Sentinel - Who are you most protective of?
  • 37. Ravager - What is something you are relentless towards?
  • 38. Synergist - When have you felt your best? Why?
  • 39. Saboteur - When have you felt your worst? Why?
  • 40. Medic - When have you felt your sickest?

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charlottelabouff:

do u think buckys arm makes overheated computer sounds when he blushes due to his rise in body temperature like imagine steve kissing his cheek and suddenly u hear “WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

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thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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queeryuki:

"that character cant be aromantic!!!!!!! theyre so friendly and passionate!!!!!"

aromantic doesnt mean “devoid of personality” u utter sack of shit 

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